Hi God,
I suppose I should be thankful
that we appear to have a nice day outside.
And I certainly am thankful
that my stupid dog ran around the park
much more easily than he did last week.
I am not, however, particularly thankful
that I am so crabby today.
Yet, perhaps I should even be thankful for that.
After all, it means I still have feelings.
Please have mercy on my soul,
crabby sinner though I be.
Amen